theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(Source: oeste, via discervixtosociety)

stability:

there’s not even anything bad on my camera roll I just don’t want you to see how many selfies I take

(Source: stability, via mister-stooph)

are2dtoo:

saying I’m in college sounds so grown up to me

dutchster:

dutchster:

there are so many people outside my house

like 7 billion

(via discervixtosociety)

"I had an interpreter, and when [Vladimir Putin] was showing me his office I said, ‘It’s amazing what capitalism will do, won’t it? A magnificent office!’ And he laughed. As I turned, I was this close to him. I said, ‘Mr. Prime Minister, I’m looking into your eyes, and I don’t think you have a soul.’ ” And he looked back at me, and he smiled, and he said, ‘We understand one another.’"

Joe Biden (via twiststreet)

alex can you just make a tag for me?

(via hannahkis)

I aspire to one day be as confident but a bit less malevolent than Vladimir Putin

(via thislilhan)

cyber-heroine:

jolyneshepard:

emperorirene:

shepardtaichou:

why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality

That’s what they thought 50 years ago too.

THERE ARE ROBOTS AND SLIGHTLY MORE EQUALITY

(Source: diobreado, via thislilhan)

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

(via are2dtoo)

patoshiks:

I identify w tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that’s pretty much me

(via thislilhan)