dutchster:

dutchster:

there are so many people outside my house

like 7 billion

(via discervixtosociety)

"I had an interpreter, and when [Vladimir Putin] was showing me his office I said, ‘It’s amazing what capitalism will do, won’t it? A magnificent office!’ And he laughed. As I turned, I was this close to him. I said, ‘Mr. Prime Minister, I’m looking into your eyes, and I don’t think you have a soul.’ ” And he looked back at me, and he smiled, and he said, ‘We understand one another.’"

Joe Biden (via twiststreet)

alex can you just make a tag for me?

(via hannahkis)

I aspire to one day be as confident but a bit less malevolent than Vladimir Putin

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cyber-heroine:

jolyneshepard:

emperorirene:

shepardtaichou:

why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality

That’s what they thought 50 years ago too.

THERE ARE ROBOTS AND SLIGHTLY MORE EQUALITY

(Source: diobreado, via hannahkis)

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

(via are2dtoo)

patoshiks:

I identify w tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that’s pretty much me

(via hannahkis)

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

(via let-your-love-be-strong)

Tagged: #lauren #this is you

adamchayce:

um no I can’t move a tiny little animal is sleeping on my lap

(via hannahkis)

mammamoon:

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE

there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute

(via hannahkis)

caseyanthonyofficial:

pggyolson:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Do you know how badly I want the US to win a World Cup like a country that doesn’t even care at all about soccer and then we win and just put the cup in some closet somewhere do you know how annoyed other countries would be I want so badly to win

FIRST OF ALL IT’S FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER

See what I mean? They care so much.

(via schloong)

officialunitedstates:

wife is pregnant, due any day

suddenly the contractions start

"CAN’T, WON’T, I’M, HAVEN’T, DON’T, ISN’T"  she says